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bjturk.comedy is the exclusive online home of "idle thoughts," which originated as periodic contributions to a humor list in 1996 and increased in number to 2,060 before i stopped regularly writing them (though i do add new ones from time to time). idle thoughts are the musings of an active imagination, like the example above. they do not come from effort, as one might conclude from the title, but are merely things that have crossed my mind from time to time.

some are based upon my own experiences, a few have been stolen or adapted from such sources as george carlin, cheech & chong and gary larson (who drew the ultimate comic strip for offbeat humor, "The Far Side"). we all have idle thoughts, but few of us ever bother to write them down. when this occurs, those idle thoughts are usually lost forever.

some of the hundreds of things on these pages are things that have occurred to you as well. the difference is that they are now written down. some are funny, some are twisted, and some will make you think. some may even make you angry. so be it. frankly, few will have you rolling on the floor laughing, but most are things with which most of us can identify.

without further ado, enter the world of idle thoughts.

or if you're a true masochist, treat yourself to the ultimate bad joke.

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